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Funny essay by TheBirdMan Funny essay by TheBirdMan
I am Not the author of this peice! This was written bye Peter Nguyen. A very funny individual i must say!
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:iconangryprincesssplat:
angryprincesssplat Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Student Artist
LOL this is so funny!
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Ghastasaur Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
WOOO!


MYTHOLOGY AND POETRY COMBINED INTO SOMETHING!
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:iconohmygoskjackfrost:
ohmygoskjackfrost Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i like this guy.
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:iconcor555:
cor555 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awsome! dude rocks
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:iconcutiemarkwonders:
cutiemarkwonders Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
i know it was edited and was an actually essay then someone edited it
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AshleeBre32 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
Omg
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:iconkanumbra:
kanumbra Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013   Writer
I just love the teacher's note xD So good!
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:iconthesandwichlady:
thesandwichlady Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know a kid named peter nguyen...
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:iconodahviingsgirl:
OdahviingsGirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And today is Monday Katie. I'll be alive tomorrow and ill post to prove ^^
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:iconodahviingsgirl:
OdahviingsGirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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:icontherandomerwhofaves:
TheRandomerWhoFaves Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
do u know this guy? i lmfao!!!! XDDD
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, can I meet this guy, or is he related to you?
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:icontenshiinuzuka34:
TenshiInuzuka34 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
Who actually read the whole thing word for word, and who skimmed through it because they were too lazy to read word for word
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:iconmariekale587:
mariekale587 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
yep he dose have balls
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:iconlolisprout:
LoliSprout Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist
That guy has balls of steel. I tip my hat to you sir.
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:iconjaxxxxxxxxxx:
jaxxxxxxxxxx Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Funniest piece I've read in a while.
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:iconshasha-princess:
ShaSha-Princess Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
...How is this guy in the honors class?
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:iconsharpflake:
Sharpflake Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HILARIOUS. 'Nuff said.
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:iconkatie-venerelli:
Katie-Venerelli Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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sleep-eat-read-draw Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
I will not be able to sleep for a week
THANKS A LOTS B****
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:iconkatie-venerelli:
Katie-Venerelli Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ah yes i hope this is the last of these
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chunellaforever Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You spelled some stuff wrong*.
And I won't die cause this is a sunday I'm reading this....and it said monday. :P
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:iconkatie-venerelli:
Katie-Venerelli Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry,
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:iconchunellaforever:
chunellaforever Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cool picture though. big scary green eye, what is the creature the eye belongs to? I wanna say tiger or wolf.... :)
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:iconkatie-venerelli:
Katie-Venerelli Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It belongs to a cat ^-^
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kmkm5870 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i sendz it to you x20..

mwahahaha.
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SistaQ Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Rebel
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:iconblightofclouds:
BlightOfClouds Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Student General Artist
I think I did this once or twice...
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:iconkaykayblitz:
KayKayBlitz Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
peter, please see me lolz
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:iconraesyra:
Raesyra Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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legnAtnelovelaM Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HAHA! He really gave this to the teacher?
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:iconlynzerd22:
Lynzerd22 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
omg! someone actually handed this in to a teacher?!
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SoulessGinger33 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
This is fantastic!!!!
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DanceInTheRain23 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Student Writer
haha! niiiice.
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kitkattykomodo Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist
Ahgahd that was so funny!
I thought that it'd be serious, but then I saw the blue ox and remembered that it was called FUNNY essay.
My friend wrote a letter in English, from this crazy old crone to the police department, framing this guy for murder, and when he read it out we all laughed like crazy!
Yup, who says school can't be fun?
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PixieDaEmpath Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Student General Artist
Peter please see me.... XD
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:iconarouraice508:
arouraice508 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011   Photographer
can i borow this?? lol
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twilightlover56 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
And where might I be able to purchase my copy of "The art of faggotry"? A.k.a. "Leaves of Grass" XD (and to make it more ironic I am a goth)
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:iconequestrian-equine:
Equestrian-Equine Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
LOL I love it ~ ♥

And i'm supposed to be writing an essay right now...
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:iconmia8558:
mia8558 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Student
where did you get my brothers English paper?!
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:iconarouraice508:
arouraice508 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011   Photographer
this guy is amazzing he sound funny this is my kinda essay
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xQuothxThexRavenx Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
LMAO
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Mistakes-and-Dreams Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011
i wouldve given him an A. after reading a bunch of essays from students that wrote about everything i already know, a laugh like this wouldve been amazing. A for amazing, not for accuracy! :D
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:iconguineapigglesquiggle:
guineapigglesquiggle Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you are the coolest teacher EVER
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:iconmistakes-and-dreams:
Mistakes-and-Dreams Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011
this kid is my hero XD
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onixannon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
hell yes!
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sasori8200 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
for the first time not lqtm lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![link]
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:iconkitty000kat:
kitty000kat Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Student General Artist
Is this real? I hope so. Too funny~
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:iconluvingkurtandblaine:
luvingkurtandblaine Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
and the stomp on his mighy boot made the stock market crash.. LMFAO!
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:iconskyeh4eveh:
Skyeh4Eveh Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
*Scribble at bottom* Peter please see me. Peter: lol
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